Great last words.
The best ones always surface when the victim doesn't realise that will be the last ones.
Edward Gorey's BEASTLY BABY springs to mind with this one: "There was a wet sort of explosion, audible for several miles." Tension, indeed!
I found The Beastly Babe...But I didn't find the explosion you mention.
ha ha, good!!Now he knows....or ....
Nice bloody mess you made! Pop!
I mean: bloody nice mess! :)
Makes no bloody difference!
Ew. Wonder what happened to the tie.
Your concern for the safety of the tie is worrying...
yo creo que lo que explotó es su cerebro, probablemente eso no sea sangre tal vez es vino!!! ja ja!!
Jajajaja Hombre siempre estas pensando de vino!!!!!!! :)
So... it's a wine bloody mess... that's a difference!
Gerard is the perfect cartoon character: you can blow him up, cut him up, stomp on him till he's flat, insult him and push him around, kill him off a thousand times yet he always returns next week ready for more. I believe we love him because we know he cannot die. Could you imagine the comments if this particular post was the end of him? Why, the whole world would be in mourning.
He's not dead yet...Just a mild case of body explosion.
There's a series here on TV called 'A Thousand Ways To Die', not sure if you've seen it but they may be ripping you and Gerard off. haha.
I wish someone would rip me and Gerard off..we could do with the cash..(eventually ...you know... after winning the court case etc..)
OMG!!! HAHAHHAHA! THAT is a lot of tension. Like a pimple...POOF! HAHAHAHA!
Hahaha. Oh dear. That's some fine splatter effect you got there. And now we know Gerard is a magical being - or we will, when he shows up again! :D
I am sure he remembers next time :-) ...there is a next time, right?
I've told you this before in an email, but again: I LOVE this!(I sure hope this doesn't mean we have to say goodbye to Gerard...?!)
ah, poor Gerard :-) I'm glad he's a kind of cartoon man, he will appear again, that's for sure! You do, he, Gerard?